File that under “Things You NEVER Thought You’d Say”. Gross, right? You have no idea. Sweetdog has taken to doing some of the very things that we always beamed with pride that “our dog” didn’t do. That’s parenthood in a nutshell, right there, folks. Yes indeedy. Aside from making sure that the bathroom trash cans are off the floor now, so that chewed up bits and pieces of ‘things that shouldn’t be mentioned’ aren’t found strewn across the floor, I’ve also had the new pleasure of making sure to get my keester downstairs at the crack of dawn to help Sweetdog outside to relieve herself. Or she most certainly will. Only, all over the rug. Or floor. Or, in the interest of full disclosure for those Sweetfriends that visit me from time to time, also on the couch. (Please, don’t stop visiting! I’ll turn the cushions over just for you!) Sigh…
Yesterday, I came down in the nick of time folks. You see, sweet dog had just “deposited” and was circling back around for the ole’ snifferooney. Because, you know, she wasn’t sure what that new, interesting looking thing could possibly be over there on the floor! And I swooped in and picked that nasty thing up with help from our leftover stash of “diaper stink containment bags”. And as I tied that bag up as tightly as I could, I patted Sweetdog’s head and said “Thanks for not eating your poop, ole’ girl.” Oh. Yes. I. Did. Indeed.
Oh my…
Right?!?!
“Sweet Moses”! I love that phrase. And the poop stories are always good for a laugh after the fact. When it’s happening you may not be laughing, but I think it’s pretty hilarious in hindsight.
So very true. Hindsight is far less messy and much more funny!