“Hi Sweetman! Welcome home!”, says I, cheerfully. A little too cheerfully.
“Uh oh. How much is it going to cost?”, says he.
“Oh, no! You have it all wrong (today)! I saved us approximately (quickly estimating last pet emergency vet bill – say that 5 times fast!) $600!!”, says I.
“Really now. Do tell.”, says he. And quite frankly, it was with a little less exuberance than I had hoped for.
“Let me show you!”, I said as I whipped out the awesome evidence-producing-iphone-camera-photos. And here they are…
I produce Exhibit A:
Riveting. I know.
And, Exhibit B: (Look for the circled object.)
I rest my case. Any day that Sweetdog does not swallow my wedding ring – is a good day. Yes indeedy!