The yoga pants and I are gettin’ tight again. Sorry, what I really mean, is that they are getting tight again. When you find yourself spending five minutes workin’ up a sweat just trying to wrangle on last years jeans, you know something’s gotta give. And, unfortunately, the spandex in my jeans has about given me all it’s got.
Y’all! This winter is about to do me in!
So, I’ve begun the exersizzle regime. Again.
Only, this time? My Sweetgirl has taken up exercising with me.
And I have proof.
Enter, exhibit A:
May I explain?
1) I am quite pink and apparently wear a red cheer-leading bow on top of my hair to exercise. (I do get very red, but I draw the line at wearing a bow over 40.)
2) My not-quite-five year old likes to dance on table tops behind my back. (She does not. Unless, of course, the coffee table counts. She likes to be “as tall as mama.”)
3) We let butterflies roam free in our house. (We do not. Sorry. I know. That would be pretty exciting, but I think dancing on coffee tables is enough excitement, no?)
4) A purple person in a box watches us exercise. (Nope. But, I do exercise to DVDs. Which, obviously, I follow along with on the TV. But our TV is not purple. Nor is the Instructor. Although, that would be interesting, wouldn’t it?)
My little shadow likes to proclaim how “tired from all the ‘sizing”she is about four minutes in. I do too. But, alas, I must be the adult and keep going. I’m trying to show her how important exercise is. And, I can’t do that if I punk out and grab a
can of salt-n-vinegar Pringles snack with her.
Wait! Can I?
No. I know. Sigh…
So, she usually grabs a snack and watches me finish out the last 40 minutes. I suppose it’s kind of like watching the Biggest Loser. But, in real life. And up close and personal.
But, I will prevail. I refuse to buy the next size up jeans.
And, it would be nice to be able to wriggle in to my current ones without so much effort.
So, if you need me, I’ll be workin’ up a sweat while my
back-up dancer Sweetgirl does, too, on the coffee table behind me. Because, everyone knows exercising together is way more fun.