We’re in the midst of NECAP testing up here in New England. For all of you non-educators out there, that’s Standardized Testing. Talk about a “manufactured crisis”… There’s one for ya, right there!
And by “ya”, I mean us. As in, Sweetboy. And anyone who happens to live with him.
Me: Hello Crisis. I know you. Is there any chance, any chance at all, that you will pass through quickly and quietly this time around?
Crisis: When pigs fly.
And that is how we have landed ourselves in Swine Aeronautics School this week.
We probably won’t graduate until these
blasted delightful tests are over a week from Friday.
At that time, I’ll be throwing a party.
You are invited.
Until then, prayers for flying pigs would be greatly appreciated.