When your day starts like this:
And then, you know that scene in the movie where the overweight person feels like they’re having chest pains and is concerned because they have so much to live for, so they call their doctor, who sends them to the ER, which is where
you they find out that they just have a bad case of gas and a good case of a torn shoulder muscle and that’s the way the day ends?
Yeah, me neither.
And, in other news, I kinda wish I hadn’t eaten that popcorn yesterday.