I Kinda Wish I Hadn’t

When your day starts like this:


When the gas light is on and the low tire pressure light is on and it’s below 10 degrees… well, it can only go up from there, right?

And then, you know that scene in the movie where the overweight person feels like they’re having chest pains and is concerned because they have so much to live for, so they call their doctor, who sends them to the ER, which is where you they find out that they just have a bad case of gas and a good case of a torn shoulder muscle and that’s the way the day ends?

Yeah, me neither.


Please, hospital staff, ignore the rash that is still All Over My Body. It’s going away, the doctor promised. And it’s not contagious. The doctor promised.

And, in other news, I kinda wish I hadn’t eaten that popcorn yesterday.